Cloverwhat?

Hi there, I'm Jack vonSerialarsonist, and I hold cake infront of fat people trying to lose weight.

That out of the way, this week came the Return of the Peeps. Now, it doesn't take a genius to see that -I- was not in the video. Well, that was because Vaksha was punishing me for my prolonged absence. I was forced to sit and watch and not participate, and then was supposed to sleep with the Peeps left alive. On that note, I dedicate this post to Mikael Georgiopolini. The second best body-double I ever had. May he rest in peace....in the digestive system of Peeps...

Well, expect commentary for the lastest video soon from Frembo and Vaksha. In the mean time, I need to address a controversial topic....

Cloverfield.

Now, from what I've seen, there are two kinds of people: Those who loved Cloverfield, or those who got sick watching Cloverfield. Now, serioiusly. Dont bash the movie because you have weak stomachs. -I- liked it...and not just because there was death, destruction, chaos on a mass scale, etc. It also had a giant monster which is a plus in my book. So, I'm one of the people who loved it. Though that still makes me say, 'Hey, so you get motion-sick easily. Your problem, dont diss a good movie.

I mean...get bitten by a monster, explode. I love that. On that note, I do want to get the 'puppy' that JOHNNY ZAMBRANO mentioned...

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...........Yes, i'm that evil.

On another note, I got an interesting statistic....you know how many people have come to this blog from the constipated potato website? OVER TEN THOUSAND! HAD I KNOWN THAT ANYBODY ACTUALLY READS THIS, I WOULDA FORCED MYSELF TO WRITE MORE! GAH!

Still, what's done is done. TEN THOUSAND! Oh my god, thank you ladies and gentlemen. That is one helluva number, but we need more! Spread the word! Email me! Send sugggestions! I'm running dry here because there isn't much to say this week!

oninx@earthlink.net Suggestions. Always take them.

Given its late and not much happened, I'm calling it a night! Until next time!